Terms and Conditions Apply
Terms and Conditions Apply
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Freedom was always the pitch. The fine print came later.
Free to work three jobs and still not make rent. Free to choose between groceries and insulin. Free to bear arms, bear debt, bear the consequences of decisions made by people you never elected.
The contract was real. You just didn't get to read it before you signed.
This shirt is for everyone who finally read the fine print.
Wear what they don't want you to say.
– 100% ring-spun cotton
– Pre-shrunk, slightly stretchy
Size + Fit
Size + Fit
- Crew neck
- Set-in sleeves
- Light and thin
- Classic fit
Garment Care
Garment Care
This shirt has things to say. Treat it accordingly.
- Wash cold, inside out. Protect the print, protect the statement.
- No tumble dryer. Ever. It's basically a war crime for fabric.
- Iron inside out if you must. We're not here to tell you how to live.
Returns + Exchanges
Returns + Exchanges
Every piece is printed specifically for you. No warehouses, no waste, and no mass production.
If something's not right, you've got 10 days from delivery to return it. Just make sure it's unworn, unwashed, and still tagged. We'll take it from there.
Wrong size? Check the size guide before you order, it's there for a reason.
Unfortunately, we don't offer free returns.
Size Guide
Size Guide
SIZE |
WIDTH |
LENGTH |
S |
18 |
28 |
M |
20 |
29 |
L |
22 |
29.9 |
XL |
24 |
31 |
This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 1″ (2.5cm).
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